This was laugh out loud funny...

My husband showed me some Japanese instructions for his exciting motorcycle battery today....

and I quote, from the section re what to do if you come into contact with the acid:

"Method of detoxify:

Outside : to wash by clear fresh water.

Inside: take a plenty of clear fresh water of cattle breast, well - distributed egg or vegetable oil.

Please send to hospital at once.

Do not allow children to play it."

Well now you all know. Keep those cattle breasts handy.